Dance of the Sugar Plum Clefairy (A Pokémon Christmas Song)

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An original song by Random Encounters

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dance-of-the-sugar-plum-clefairy/id899199005?i=899199086&app=itunes
Amazon: http://amzn.to/Why90H

Clefairy will be home for Christmas. In your home, specifically.

LYRICS:
On cold, snowy nights,
The Legends all say
that once you leave home,
Clefairies come play...

Late at night, Clefairy
Does a dance-
Loves to prance-
Wears your pants-
as Clefairies do.

Eats your sweets and throws your
Underwear
Everywhere!
Coats your chair's
Seat in crazy glue!

Just for fun, Clefairy
Makes a beard!
Gets it smeared!
Acting weird's
what Clefairies do!

...raves in the halls!
...painting the walls!
...hundreds of scrawls
of the moon!

Clefairy golf may seem bizarre,
but on the green, they're -mostly- par.

Then batter's up! A perfect swing!
Clefairy's... breaking all your things...

He flees the scene and hops inside
The garbage can he likes to ride!

And yes, it's true. Clefairies are
The weirdest guests around... by far...

Baking with Clefairy!
Hiding in
Laundry bins!
Take a swim!
Peeing on the floor!

Sitting on your stove top-
Butt enflamed!
Run away!
Dousing a
fluffy burnt s'more!

Under beds, Clefairy
Eats your shoes!
Drinks your booze!
Takes a snooze,
drinks a little more-

Wish him goodnight.
Lock your door tight.
Now you think like
Clefairies do!