Letter To My Penis (Rodney Carrington Cover By: Jesse James)

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Letter To My Penis (Rodney Carrington Cover By: Jesse James)

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Dear Penis
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Dear Penis
I don't like you anymore

It used to be you and me
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to get by
Now it seems things have changed
I think that your the one to blame
Dear Penis
I don't like you anymore

And he says

Dear Jesse
I don't think I like you anymore
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Jesse
I don't like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip
On our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We could just stay home forever
Dear Penis
I think I like you after all

Dear Jesse
While you're shaving, shave my balls