MINECRAFT SLIME RAP π΅ - "The Real Slime Shady" [1 HOUR]
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Title | MINECRAFT SLIME RAP π΅ - "The Real Slime Shady" [1 HOUR] |
Author | AltairAltiono |
Duration | 1:02:52 |
File Format | MP3 / MP4 |
Original URL | https://youtube.com/watch?v=M3G2SxJRaG4 |
Description
I invite you to an hour's version of the Dan Bull song The Real Slime Shady (version A)
Enjoy listening :)
Original version: https://youtu.be/uXZeyhAcVMY?si=8l6af0UavRA9__lX
Dan Bull: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1hkAIJnb2CSmm7SPJaPR-A
Version B: https://youtu.be/Pn6kcQtL93k?si=9E1qe1J_DgwbxSMB
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Moon is full
The cave is deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear
Suddenly down here
Verse 1:
Welcome
Come inside my hole
I'm very much obliged
My friends call me...
[ unintelligible ]
But you might know me as
Slime
I am the massivest giant gelatinous
Guy in this cavernous mine
My only passion is hiding in passages
Frightening passing chumps
HI!
I'm in your messages
Slide in like cathaters
Right in your bladder
Suprise!
Try to fly and you'll happen to find
That you're trapped in a dilemma
Kafka could write
You can try and hit back
When I die I just
SNAP
As if I am elastic incised
Look at the size of this bastard
Dividing like matter
The kind that'll happen when atoms collide
Not about to deny it
I'm having a fabulous time
Rapping this rhyme
I cram it with multistyllabics
And double entendres
In patterns that baffle your mind
I flip mathematics like a poltergeist
Because when I divide then I multiply
I'm not the sort to die
Wouldn't resort to violence
Cos the more you try it
Then the more I riot
One on one
I'm a one man army
Come on, bruv
No one can harm me
We aren't going to cause
Any trouble now, are we?
So turn around and start
Running for your life
Calmly
Chorus:
Moon is full
The cave is deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
Verse 2:
I look like a creeper's head
If he was dead
Of being beheaded by guillotine
Chop!
Instead of creeping up on villagers
To burst to smithereens
Pop!
In here your screams don't mean a hill of beans
No being can hear a thing
No sweet idyllic scenes of village greens
You're merely here to bleed
Amid dirt and in grime
You might just bump into slime
Two for the price of one
Look I'm providing such a good time
I'm the verdant-est slice of turkish delight
Lurk in the murk of the mines
Don't you look twice a kind word of advice
Hi, My name's Slime shady!
Dunno why but scruface jean's on my mind lately
My baby come writhe in my gravy twice daily
You're right in my lane better drive safely
When I'm pulling you aside it's
Nothing like a traffic stop on a white lady
So you won't survive by being a cry baby
You can try vainly or die bravely
I'm a single father, mother
Call me dad and mommy
Flouting the chinese
One child policy
Started at the bottom
Now I've got a bloody colony
I could be a doctor teaching epidemiology
Chorus:
Moon is full
The cave is deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
Verse 3:
I might seem green but I'm just jelly
Putting you in a jam like gooseberries
It's very clear I need intervention
Like when I bukkaked peter venkman
See me just skeet without an erection
Spreading my seed in every direction
You're gonna need some heavy protection
When I relase the rest of 'em
Hold up!
You've hit the sloppiest roadblock
You and your crew can run up and get coldcocked
We're a chip off of the old block
How come a minecraft parody's a whole bop?
Even with no cock no ovulation
We're causing overpopulation
Mobs in a mob self replicating
Sorry we're late and kept you waiting
Under a full moon
What would a fool do?
To win a for-tune
And will it fall through?
Couldn't afford to
But could have eooled you
To a cos fault, you
Keep getting foiled, you
Are like the fall dew
Back every morn new
Didn't I warn you
Didn't It dawn on you
That when we fall on your sword
Then we're born anew?
Don't make us keep repeating
Are we boring you?
Though I'd like to stay around
Alas, I can't stick
About very long, gotta bounce, gotta split
So put down your stick
There's no need to attack
If you do or you don't
We will keep coming back
Chorus:
When the Moon is full
The cave is deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear
Suddenly down here
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