She Farted So Hard, She Died (The Ballad of a Dope-Ass Party Trick that Went too Far)

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(Verse 1)
It was a Friday night, the lights were low,
The music was bumpin', drinks in a flow.
Then in walked Jenny, with a grin so wide,
She had a party trick she couldn’t hide.
She’d eat some tacos, then take a deep breath,
Let out a fart, like a call from death.
The walls would shake, the windows would rattle,
And we’d all just laugh, 'til the night was done.

(Pre-Chorus)

But tonight, oh tonight, she took it too far,
She set up the stage, like a rockstar.
We were all ready for the sound of the hour,
But we didn’t know her trick had so much power…

(Chorus)
She farted so hard, she died that night,
The room went silent, no more delight.
A dope-ass party trick, but she paid the price,
She went out with a bang, a true sacrifice.
Rest in peace, Jenny, queen of the air,
You’ll always be remembered, your legends still there.

(Verse 2)

She was the life of the party, the queen of the floor,
Her farts were a legend, who could ask for more?
But that night, oh, she felt a little too bold,
She said, “This one’s a record!", we watched it unfold
She ate a whole pizza, washed it down with some wine,
Then took a big breath, and started the rhyme:
"Hold onto your seats, here it comes, brace for the blast,"
And with that she let go, it was her final gasp.

(Pre-Chorus)
It wasn’t just loud, oh, it was pure devastation,
The room shook like an earthquake, pure sensation.
But when the smoke cleared, we all took a breath,
Jenny was gone… a victim of death.

(Chorus)
She farted so hard, she died that night,
The room went silent, no more delight.
A dope-ass party trick, but she paid the price,
She went out with a bang, a true sacrifice.
Rest in peace, Jenny, queen of the air,
You’ll always be remembered, your legends still there.

(Bridge)

So we raise a glass, and we laugh through the tears,
For the girl who conquered all her fears.
Her legacy’s clear, her fart’s still around,
Every time we party, we still hear the sound.

(Breakdown)
It’s not just a joke, it’s a warning to all,
Don’t mess with the power of a fart too tall.
But Jenny, she was fearless, she played it so right,
She went out in glory, into the night.

(Chorus)

She farted so hard, she died that night,
The room went silent, no more delight.
A dope-ass party trick, but she paid the price,
She went out with a bang, a true sacrifice.
Rest in peace, Jenny, queen of the air,
You’ll always be remembered, your legends still there.

(Outro)
So, here’s to the girl who made history with sound,
She farted so hard, she went underground.
But we’ll never forget her, and we’ll always sing,
The ballad of Jenny, and her farting ring.

lyrics written with ChatGPT
music by suno.com