Star Trek Technobabble

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Star Trek technobabble rap

We got a subspace anamoly, a graviton pulse
we got a catastrophic diagnostic cycle result
inertial dampeners just went offline
and that's a ten hour job but we'll do it in five

I need a cryosensor, hyperspanner, neutrino probe
and a phase compensator for the warp manifolds
Cargo Bay 3's on the verge of collapse
it's got more subspace flux than the Delphic Expanse

I'm gonna temporarily reverse the polarity
of this module to monitor optronic disparities
but we gotta find the source of that plasma leak
or we're looking at a possible warp core breach

Man I was gonna hit Ten Forward tonight
I told Guinan I'd be by to try the Risan Delight
but I'm stuck in engineering and I can't be surprised
'cause it's just another day on the Enterprise

lyrics by Elle Cordova
beat by Kato the Producer

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