[THAISUB/LYRICS] Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2 แปลไทย

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"I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker"
"กูก็แค่คนธรรมดาๆ ในทุกวันเหมือนกับมันั่นแหละ"

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[Intro: Steve]
You want some more of this, b*tch?
Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long

[Chorus: Jon Lajoie]
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

[Verse 1: Jon Lajoie]
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine b*tches, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down, and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfu*king Ace of Bass
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
Yeah, motherfu*ker, you heard what I just said

[Chorus 2: Jon Lajoie]
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan

[Verse 2: Jon Lajoie]
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood, b*tch
My favorite toy was my fu*king firetruck, b*tch
I used to play with that motherfu*ker all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfu*ker all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long
My favorite song, motherfu*ker, I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
(Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you)
Every time I hear that fu*king shit, a tear comes to my eye
Why the fu*k did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
Yo, I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me Stupid Face
She really hurt me... Why'd she call me Stupid Face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal fu*king bullshit

[Chorus 3: Jon Lajoie]
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfu*ker)
I like red peppers better than the green ones

[Verse 3: Jon Lajoie]
Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago... Motherfu*ker
Go, go, go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited, but it's okay
I'll just stay at home, and play some video games

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