Weird Al-Im Fat w/lyrics

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Your butt is wide, well mine is too, just watch your m outh or il sit on you! the word is out. better treat me right. cause im the king, of cellulite. Ham on, Ham on , Ham on whole wheat all right. my zipers bust my buttons break. im too much man for you to take. the pavment cracks when i fall down. i got more chins then china town. and i never used a phone booth and i never seen my toes. when im going to the movies i take up seven rows because im fat, im fat sham on. you know im fat, im fat, you know it. im fat, im fat, come on you know . dont you call me pudgy, portly or stout. just now tell me once again who's fat? when i walk out to get the mail, it measures on the richter scale. down at the beach im a lucky man im the only man who gets a tan. if i have one more pie a la mode, im gonna need my own zip code. when your only having second, im having twenty thirds. when im going to get my shoe shined i gotta take there word because im fat, im fat sha mone. you know im fat im fat you know it. my shadow weighs 42 pounds, lemmie tell you one more time who's fat? HOO HOO